![]() “The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.” -Henry Ward Beecher “Smile like a monkey with a new banana.” -Unknown ![]() “An old monkey never makes a pretty face.” -Francois Rabelais ![]() “Like in the zoo, you will always find lots of monkeys but very few lions.” -Nabil N. “You never monkey with the truth.” -Ben Bradlee “The president is here, strong and firm as a monkey’s tail.” -Jean Claude Duvalier “The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.” -Joseph Stillwell “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too.” -Eddie Izzard “The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.” -Robert Benchley “I find it easier to claim that I am friends with a monkey rather than with a man.” -Shahla Khan “I learned the way a monkey learns by watching its parents.” -Prince Charles “If money grew on trees…Girls wouldn’t mind dating monkeys.” -Unknown “When you’re dealing with monkeys, you’ve got to expect some wrenches.” -Alvah Bessie ![]() “I am too much alien and not enough monkey to fit in here.” -Melissa St. “Even monkeys fall from trees.” -Chris Bradford “By trying often the monkey learns to jump from the tree.” -African Proverb
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